I hesitate to divulge the recipe for danger pudding. Because, much like the name, it is dangerous (pause for spooky music). 1) Under cover of darkness, in grocery store five miles from your normal shopping location, where no one will recognize you, purchase one can of Eagle Brand Sweetened Condensed Milk 2) Upon arriving home, remove disguise. 3) Clean outside of can throughly. 4) Place can (unopened mind you) into a large pot of boiling water. Slam on a tight fitting lid. Boil it for at least an hour- I prefer to go about two hours but the wait can be a bit nerve wracking. 5) Open can. Insert spoon. Of course, the danger is the strong likelyhood that during the boiling time, the can will explode. If this does happen, don't bother trying to clean up the mess. Just pack your belongings and move to a new town. It will be much much easier that way. You have been warned.