It was a dark and stormy night. The rain fell in Torrance, a sleepy little burg, not close enough to the big city that anyone would notice, not near enough to the beach to be fashionable, in short the perfect locale for an egomaniacal cook to set up shop posing as some kind of chef de cuisine. Enter Trent Sabatier, ex-cop, ex-con, exlax, etc., with nothing better to do this fateful night than to inquire of Cheri, the waitress recently canned from Krispy Kreme for squeezing the jelly out of one too many donuts, "What's on the menu tonight, sugar?" Subsequent investigation would prove that this was a question Cheri should not have answered.