This thread reminded me of the dining scene in the movie "Brasil" where the characters are debating the relative merits of the industrial sludge offered at a trendy restaurant. Fast food has become so horrible that one suspects a vast right wing conspiracy aimed at convincing the masses to eat pure garbage(thus reducing the need for new landfill sites). In Canada, the number one restaurant in terms of gross sales is Tim Hortons. We've always got time for crappy coffee, greasy donuts, boil in bag soup and tasteless sandwiches. I recently went for Dim Sum at the Golden Swan (37th and Victoria in East Vancouver). Our group of three was seated in under two minutes despite a huge lunch crowd. We were eating fresh, hot, tasty food faster than you can say Honeycomb Tripe. The grand total our lunch was under thirty bucks. McDonalds and BK are neither fast nor food.