Hello, everyone. This is my first post at eGullet. Glad to be here. As a transplanted NYer who has been living in Michigan for quite some time now (and who still fondly remembers H & H), I homed right in on this thread. I still get a kick out of how passionate many people (including me) get about bagels. For about seven years I was the restaurant critic and food writer for arts and entertainment newspapers in Detroit and Grand Rapids. By far the most critical mail I received (in fact, the most mail, period) was in response to a bagel taste-off that I organized. The criteria, much like bloviatrix's, were taste/smell, texture, and appearance. The panel included a local rabbi, a very experienced Jewish baker, a CIA grad who worked in a bagel shop in The Bronx as a teenager, and an acquaintance who grew up a few blocks from me in Queens. All the bagels were fresh that morning and were tasted blind. To my delight, the bagel from my favorite shop -- the only one approximating a NY bagel -- finished a clear first. Predictably, they're no longer in business. Most of the critical letters said that native Chicagoans didn't care for chewy bagels (if I remember correctly, they preferred big and squishy) and accused me of being a NYC chauvinist. Guilty as charged, I guess.