Beware if you invite someone from northern Italy, since "brut" means "ugly" in the dialects here (there's a famous scene from the cult movie "L'allenatore nel pallone").
You can prepare maltagliati (roughly translates as "badly cut"), you just need to roll some pasta at uneven width, cut it in random shapes, then serve it with whatever condiment you like.
On the sweet side there are brutti ma buoni.
Best possible thing would be asking @liuzhou to send you a pig face.
Teo