There's this bar in Baltimore County 5 min. from my house called MY FRIEND'S TAVERN. Light-up sign out front of two beer mugs in fists clinking together with the foam gushing out. You have to drive thru a trailer park to get to it, it's like a set out of a movie. So we all call it the trailer park bar. I've even taken John Waters to it. The heaviest gals wear the tiniest belly shirts and dance with weasel-faced boys who look like Eminem. The place just exudes sex and you know after last call these kids are going to go home and rut and make ugly babies. No wonder Baltimore won the award for ugliest people. I wouldn't want to live anyplace else. On Thursday night it's free hot dog night and to set themselves apart from the competition they run ads mentioning that they have free hot dogs AND polish dogs. Unlike the other bars' free hot dog nights. And on the weekend MF's is 2-for-1 till 11pm--I can go get tanked up for a little over 10 bucks. Scott Huffines --- Atomic TV - Baltimore Public Access - www.atomicteevee.com Would you buy furniture from a store called "Unpainted Huffines"?
