This is not really a joke, not really funny and not really about food, it just cracks me up every time. That said: A man goes to his weekly psychiatric session. The shrink asks him how his week went. He says: "Okay, but when I had lunch with my mother I made a terrible Freudian slip". The shrink says: "Really, why don't you tell me about it". The man responds: "Okay-- we went to a lovely restaurant. We ordered two bowls of soup. When the waiter brought the soup I tasted it and thought it needed salt so I decided to ask her to pass the salt but instead I said - You F@#$%kED up my life you miserable, hateful, castrating B%$TCH!" (It does mention soup, salt and tasting)