Norm Matthews

I tried to bend them but when I did, the spacing between them wasn't even on both sides so I bent them back. Since I don't really have anything to lose, I could try again. When I ordered them, I looked for ones like i remembered but didn't see any. PS wouldn't you know? When I looked again just now, I did see some but they didn't have handles so I'd need to use tongs to take them out. Considering how much oil it takes to submerge them, I will just stick to frying them flat.

I was thinking back to the first time I had a taco. I was a teenager in Kansas City and an elderly couple was selling them out of their apartment. You knocked on the door, came in and sat down while they made them for you. When mom learned how to make them at home, there was a wire form that held the corn tortillas in hot oil while they were cooking. I wondered if they still made those taco shell forms. They do but they aren't shaped like the old ones. They are more open than regular shells. I got one and today when I asked Charlie if he had any ideas for supper and he said "Tacos", I used it and their shape makes them harder to eat. I'm going to use up the rest the corn tortillas as flat tostada shells. And when I have fried up the last of the corn tortillas, I'll go back to getting the store bought taco shells. Anybody want a 'taco' shell holder?

Charlie asked for Martini Chicken and I tried a bread roll recipe. The Parker House rolls will go in my Thanksgiving folder for probable future use . The big roll was lleft-over dough after I had filled the tray. The pasta and sauce are not part of the original Martini recipe.

Charlie asked for Country Fried Steak today. He always wants it with mashed potatoes, peas, rolls and peppered white gravy. I forgot to get some rolls but had some I made a few days ago. I thought my sister wasn't going to do the Thanksgiving rolls this year and was trying some different recipes and had some of those in the freezer. They are made with mashed potatoes. She is making the rolls this year, I found out yesterday. The mashed potatoes and gravy came from envelops. Just add water. At first I felt guilty about taking shortcuts but they save so much time and taste good. Good enough for a quick Friday meal.

A couple of days ago we had grilled steak and today it was Korean Fried Chicken Wings.

Would you recommend one or the other, or are both?

I found a 2014 recipe on my computer from a really nice lady and very good cook from NOLA for New Orleans style shrimp. More than half way through the recipe, it wasn't working so I looked up the original from Chef Jared Besh and discovered a cup of oyster liquor missing so I had to make some changes in the recipe but it still turned out well. One thing that helped the taste was using wild caught Gulf shrimp. I had never noticed that kind before and it was much better tasting than what is usually available here in Kansas. It brought back memories of what shrimp used to taste like a long time ago. If they continue to carry them, I will have to get one of those shrimp tools for shelling and deveining. It was no small chore to do them all by hand.

We've been eating up leftovers lately, including a few Ruben sandwiches made from corned beef found in the freezer. No pictures though. I used up a lemon cake mix today using whole milk instead of water, melted butter in place of the oil and doubled the egg count. I topped it with cherry icing and called it a cherry lemonade cake.

Ever since Charlie graduated from high school, he has been looking for chicken fried steak like they had in the cafeteria. We heard the oldest restaurant in Kansas (Hays House) is famous for theirs and were planning to give it a try some day... it is a two hour trip from here. Every so often I come across a recipe that I hope will be the one but never found it. The other day I finally found the password to get into the iCloud and found some really ancient stuff. One was a complete cookbook of recipes from restaurants and two of them were for Country Fried Steak. I may never find that entry again to see what the date was but it was copied to my computer some 24 years ago. The ISBN number is tor Threadgills, not the cookbook I had with it in it. The one for the country steak is from Threadgills. I used Paula Deans recipe for the biscuits. I don't know anything about that restaurant. I used a mix for the mashed potatoes and one for the gravy. He really liked it. He said it was better than the cafeteria, like a gourmet version and that he was shocked that I finally came up with a winner. He liked the biscuits better too.

I just found this in a remote corner of my computer. I don't remember when or where I saw it but I thought I'd share it with you. What food do Americans eat that nobody else in the world eats? Grendel Khan I moved from England to the US. Some foods that were unique to me that come to mind are listed below. I've tried all of them. I would order some again (but not all of them) •Grilled Cheese Sandwiches •Smores • Gumbo •Jambalya • Muffuletta •Grilled Rattlesnake * Fried catfish • Chicken fried steak • Buffalo wing with a blue cheese dip * Chili dogs • Grits •Biscuits and gravy •Indian tacos ( made on Indian fry bread) • Green beans with grilled onions on top • Lobster roll • Lobster bake • Tuna melt • Po'boys • a ton of Tex-Mex dishes • Peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches • A bunch or "salads"( peas and peanuts, pistachio salad. Cobb. Ceasar, etc) • Twinkies ( the only "food" that has enough preservatives to survive a nuclear attack). • Meatloaf? So, what did I miss? Staff note: this post and response to it have been moved from Food Funnies, to maintain topic focus.

If I had seen this sooner, I would have saved you some but it is already gone now.

I was reading @pastameshugana chicken pie recipe and thinking how good it sounded. At the same time I was trying to think of a name for it. All I came up with was Chickherd pie or Flockherd pie while imagining an image of someone trying to herd a flock of chickens. Suddenly I remembered some left-over turkey that needed to be used soon and got inspired to try a turkey version- without mashed potatoes though. I made a roux with butter, flour, salt, pepper, nutmeg and oregano , added some evaporated milk and chicken stock. I melted in some guyer cheese. I cooked in melted butter and oil until soft, some onion, celery, carrot, peas & broccoli. I intended to add mushrooms but forgot to put them on my shopping list. The ingredients were added to a bread pan along with some turkey and topped with biscuit dough brushed with butter and baked until the biscuits were browned and the casserole was heated through. I was going to use James Beard's rich biscuit dough but chickened out (pun intended) and used refrigerator biscuits instead.

I have been wanting to make something with eggplant lately. I recall Charlie liked it--even though it was a vegetable. We used to have it somewhat regularly but not recently. This recipe appeared in the Kansas City Star newspaper yesterday and decided to make it today. It had directions to cook pasta and reserve some of the water, then later told when to add the reserved pasta water but never mentioned the pasta itself again. I added that to the recipe in my blog. Later after I took the picture, I added some jarred pasta sauce but now I don't think it really needed it.

Looks like shrimp is a recurring theme on this page. I made a Rick Bayless recipe called Mexico City Shrimp with Chipotle Mojo. We had it with a Mexican style rice, Street Corn Pudding, and store bought cold crab salad

I sure am early enough for it but I live in Kansas. I was planning to try some different ways to cook turkey but the first one turned out so well that I am going with that one.

This is about half of the turkey. The rest is shredded and bagged for other meals

We have tasted this one and it is a keeper. Everything was properly cooked and nothing was dried out. I suspect that most people who don't like turkey have never tasted one that is properly cooked. Turkey is a large mass with different parts needing different temperatures to be at their best. The pop-up timers that most people rely on are very accurate but they are set too hot and the turkey producers don't put them in with any attention toward where they put them. It should go dead center of the mass of the white meat. You have to check with a second probe when it starts closing in on the target temperature to make sure it is in the coolest part of the breast.

This is my year to host the family Thanksgiving dinner so I thought I'd practice ways to cook it before November. This is a twist on a ThermoWorks recipe posted last year. I tried it last year and the white meat was juicy and the dark meat was well cooked. The twist from the original recipe is that I tried it in the smoker this time. When I only cook turkey once a year, by the time it comes around a year later, I have forgotten what I did to make it special... Come to think of it there hasn't been a really special turkey ever. Once quite a while ago someone brought a smoked turkey to a potluck and I didn't like it. Now after a few years of doing my own smoking, I think I probably didn't like it because the person didn't know how to smoke properly. If he was like me, when I first started, he thought any smoke is good smoke and the more the better. If that is what happened, that is why it did not taste good to me. So this year I'll practice a few times to see what turns out well. This one was was spatchcocked so it would cook faster and hopefully without any undercooked parts. I took it out of the smoker at 157 º at the breast and let is coast up to 160º out of the smoker. The dark meat was mostly 185 to 190 which is what dark turkey meat should be. Usually when it comes out whenever the pop-up timer signals, it usually means the white meat is dry and the dark meat is under cooked. I mean its safely cooked but kind of icky. This way the dark meat surrounds the white meat and cooked properly by the time the white meat in the middle was done and still juicy and the skin is crispy. So the look, feel and temperatures tell me that this one is going to be good. When it cools down, I'll cut it up and we will have it for dinner.

Charlie liked the chicken shawarma so much from a few days ago that he asked for it again.

We had Chicken Shawarma grilled on skewers over charcoal. We had it with rice and a sauce made with Greek yogurt, mayonnaise, lemon juice and garlic.

We had loin back ribs from the smoker. Charlie said i should try my sauce with some liquid smoke in it. Instead I put some sauce in the smoker with the beans for a couple of hours for the smoke taste. I think it tastes better than liquid smoke. I also added a little smoked paprika.

I am not a big fan of deep fried shrimp but several months ago I impulse bought a bag of Zatarain's shrimp fry and I had a package of shrimp in the freezer and decided to use them both now. My moms family live in the Ozarks and I have been to a lot of fish fries with catfish and hush puppies but I had never heard of fried shrimp until I was teaching in another town. Arthur Treacher's opened a fish and chips store across the street and they had them. My first thought was well yeah why not. After I tasted them I just thought: Why? When I was young, we had only a New Orleans style boiled shrimp in a neighborhood tavern. They had them on Fridays. Charlie asked what I was going to make to with them and I said I hadn't decided yet so he looked in the pantry and came up with corn and macaroni.

We had Swedish meatballs for dinner last night along with asparagus. Charlie said the asparagus tasted a lot better than usual. I told him that I added some oyster sauce to the usual melted butter ( 4 tsp. butter & 3 tsp. sauce)

Yes it does. I was not sad to hear that news.

This recipe caught my eye as being a step up from the Martini Chicken I have been making for, maybe, 15 years. It has the Parm cheese in the breading like the other one does but also uses lemon zest and juice in the egg dip part of the breading and lemon zest in the bread crumbs. There is a lemon and oil sauce tor topping. When Charlie said it was good, I said I was thinking about replacing the old recipe for this one, he said to keep the old one in the recipe book, he likes it better. That suits me, I guess. This one took a lot more time. I made an Alfredo sauce for the pasta.