This seems like a good place to start with my first eGullet forum post. My experience, for the duration of my career, was quite the opposite from some of the 8 items listed. Times may have changed and this may now be the new axiom but in my experience: 8. We did have wild parties on a daily basis, even after spending 12+ hours at work. We had split shifts on top of that. But this was in the Bahamas, how could one not join one big party island? 7. We did get to eat anything we wanted back in the 80's and 90's and I've worked in hotels, restaurants and private resorts. A good cross section of a career spanning 20+ years. Perhaps the size of the operation has something to do with this lax restrictions? 6. We did live in the kitchen but I've met George Bush Sr., Ronald Regan, Margaret Thatcher, Desmond Tutu, Nelson Mandela, Joe Montana, Yul Brynner, Hal Linden and Diana ross. For some reason, guests tend to congregate in the kitchen during my catering services. Whenever he was there, Sean Connery was a common site every morning, riding a golf cart to fetch his morning paper. I am sure I've missed many more, including royalty since I do recieve copies of the monthly function sheets and see the name listings. This was all at Lyford Cay Club in the Bahamas. Though I was Kept in the Garde Manger dungeon of the King Edward Hotel in Toronto for several years. 5. As Garde Manger Chef, I was allowed to be creative, doing ice carvings, vegetable carvings, butter sculptures, pates, terrines, galantines, rillets and mousses. I was given freedom develop my own canapes and how to place them in platters as I saw fit. Holiday buffet menus were written and submitted by me to the Executive Chef. 4. Can't say I am rich monetarily but I have a wealth of experience which I feel was a priviledged lifestyle. I am comfortable, not rich. In this respect, I do fall short of my lofty goals. There is still time though. 3. I totally agree with no.3! No, our profession is not easy but the workload is something we got used to. My last job as an Executive Chef, I spent 16 hours at work everyday and I accepted this as the norm. Clean up? Ha, I already did the recieving, the menus, the prep work, why not tack on the cleanup as well? That's Bahamas and the "tommorow mon" attitude. Toronto is no different, union rules rule. 2. Oh yeah, I apprenticed under a German Chef, a French Chef and a Japanese Chef and all of them had Gordon Ramsay moments. The German Chef hurling a salami at an apprentice, the French Chef ragging on you and the Japanese forcing you to eat things he found that were not supposed to be there. Our kitchens reminds me of that BBC show, Chef. 1. Glamorous? So far it has not been all glam and cooking in mega yachts is as close to glamorous as I can get. We'll have to wait and see. My time is not up yet; the next chapter of my career is in the works. There is a big price that I paid to see and experience all this!