Beware, I've got a million of 'em and they're all bad! Two cannibals run into each other in the jungle. The first one says, "I'm having trouble with my recipes for missionaries. I've tried boiling, baking, roasting, and they always come out tough and stringy." The second cannibal asks, "Which missionaries are they?" The first replies, "The ones down by the river bend with the strange haircuts and brown robes." "Oh. Those are friars." Thank you folks, I'll be here all week!