I've enjoyed this thread so much, even down to the queasiness that came with reading some of the MIL posts. My own bad food experiences aren't so extreme, but they haunt me just the same. - "boiled dinner" at my childhood best friend's house: stringy chunk of beef, half a carrot, many potatoes, no salt or other seasonings; salad of iceberg lettuce and sliced bananas. It was the first time in my life that I thought to myself, "I'd rather be hungry". (My friend went to university and said of the residence cafeteria: "I've never eaten so well in my life.") - dinner at the house of the prof for whom I was a TA: she called us 15 minutes before we were due to arrive and asked us to bring a salad. No problem: we arrived with a green salad and bottle of wine. She had prepared enough ratatouille and rice for two delicate eaters and proceeded to serve most of it to one person, while the remaining five of us had a little spoonful of each. She stashed our nice bottle of wine away in a cupboard and offered us the dregs of a bottle of "El Toro" red that was sitting on top of her fridge. It was rancid and warm, but my partner drank it anyway, hoping that once it was gone she'd open up our bottle. She didn't. She also didn't serve our salad, and kept my salad bowl until the end of term, when after I got my final paycheque I finally asked for it back. - I didn't have to eat his food, but I knew a guy who got sick EVERY TIME he cooked. I finally understood when I saw him "marinate" chicken in plain vegetable oil, then lick his fingers ("mmm, magnifico!"). I also once saw him make "bolognese sauce" with some ground beef of dubious age, one button mushroom and a bottle of red table wine. That's it: no salt, no tomatoes, no onions or garlic. Mind you, he was the English boarding school type. - also, now that my mother has gone crazy, any recipe she picks up from her church lady friends: sweet-and-sour casseroles that start with a can of tomato soup (we're CHINESE, for chrissake, and she's a very competent Chinese cook), underbaked bread puddings made with hot dog buns and margarine, napa cabbage salads with canned mandarin oranges and broken ramen noodles on top... Am I the only one whose childhood memories can't be replicated because of an actual decline in the cooking, rather than the power of nostalgia?