Duncan Hines

[Holly Moore]

If the soup was as warm as the wine, if the wine was as old as the turkey, if the turkey had breasts like the maid, it would have been a fine dinner

[Peter the eater]

If the soup was as warm as the wine, if the wine was as old as the turkey, if the turkey had breasts like the maid, it would have been a fine dinner

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If I ever order soup, wine, and turkey breasts, and they're below par, I'll try to remember this excellent line.

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Edited April 23, 2009 by Peter the eater (log)

[Meanderer]

If the berries hadn't been moldy like the roquefort, if the roquefort hadn't been sweet like the cake, if the cake hadn't fallen like my arches, it would have been a fine dessert.

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