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Holly Moore

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If the soup was as warm as the wine, if the wine was as old as the turkey, if the turkey had breasts like the maid, it would have been a fine dinner

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If the soup was as warm as the wine, if the wine was as old as the turkey, if the turkey had breasts like the maid, it would have been a fine dinner

If I ever order soup, wine, and turkey breasts, and they're below par, I'll try to remember this excellent line.

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Peter Gamble aka "Peter the eater"

I just made a cornish game hen with chestnut stuffing. . .

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If the berries hadn't been moldy like the roquefort, if the roquefort hadn't been sweet like the cake, if the cake hadn't fallen like my arches, it would have been a fine dessert.

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