Finally, after wondering for Lo! these many years, I asked Ed to buy Spam today. We just opened it. My curiosity is satisfied.
It's horrible. The taste is horrible and the texture is horrible. Our dog liked it. But then she likes deer poop also.
Now we have to eat it. Maybe buried in Dijon mustard or horseradish or chipotle sauce. We could give it to the dog, but it's probably not good for her.
Never again. 😖