Utz-ian Philosphy

[Holly Moore]

Utz's Natural Potato Chip bag carries the slogan, "Nothing artificial, everything delicious." The first time reading it, my brain translated to, "Nothing artificial ever tastes delicious."

Got me wondering. Have food technologists, using only the finest artificial ingredients, ever created anything truly delicious?"

[Carrot Top]

Some people might say Velveeta, Holly.

I bet some would say white bread, as in the Wonder Bread sort. I think there's a thread around here somewhere on that, too.

Others might say Nutella?

This is beginning to sound like the lead-in to a song from a Broadway musical to me.

[MarketStEl]

Aren't you a Cheez Whiz partisan in the Great Cheesesteak Debate?

If so, you've answered your own question!

[Ktepi]

Dr Pepper uses artificial flavors -- so it's not made entirely of the finest artificial ingredients, but that's sufficient proof for me of the falsehood of "nothing artificial ever tastes delicious." All it takes is one white crow.