If Zagat rated wineries . . .

[Rebel Rose]

Okay, it's a bizarre thought. But just think . . . what if Zagat published a winery tasting room guide? What would they include in their reviews?

* Ambience

* Bathroom cleanliness

* Notes on savory snacks and cheeses

* Service

* Menu selection

What else? Can you write a Zagat-style review of a winery tasting room?

[melkor]

* Horribleness of the wine.

* Number of zagat wielding khaki-clad suburbanites that can fit at the bar.

* Insanity level of the staff "try this KJ chardonnay, it's very Burgundian!"

[StevenC]

* The number of accessories and trinkets they sell

* The absence of snobs like me