Well, well, well. They say the net is a small place. There can be only one Simon Majumdar! That sounds exactly like the food in the school dining room at Oakwood, minus of course the mussels, prawns, soft shell crab. Who could ever forget the stench of gristle stewing gently in packet gravy, lovingly served up by an old battleaxe in a pink bri nylon smock. Happy days eh!