Bad news, everybody. But let me preface this bad news by saying, I knew this was going to happen! Back when I first started eating JBz, I thought... man, why aren't these more popular? They're delicious! They are absolutely, hands-down, one million times tastier and more fun to eat than M&Ms. The more I ate them and the more I thought about them, I began to formulate a theory: since M&Ms all taste the same, you can eat more than one at a time without having to worry about the flavors clashing. JBz, on the other hand, are all individually flavored and so you can only eat them one by one, or in carefully calculated combinations. I suspected that most people want to get a more substantial amount of chocolate in their mouths than a single M&M or JB provides (i.e., they want to eat more than one at a time), and they don't want to worry about mismatching flavors. Hence, the popularity of JBz dwindled, and recently, M&Ms released their so-called "Mega" M&Ms. And the bad news: JBz has streamlined their menu from the original twenty flavors to a lame, concilliatory twelve. The new flavors, I noticed, are much more compatible with each other than the original batch. Gone are the bolder varieties like sizzling cinnamon, licorice, juicy pear, tutti frutti, apricot, buttered popcorn, and my personal favorite, honey graham cracker. New entries: caramel, vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate fudge brownie. Frankly, I am surprised that mint wasn't eliminated, since it's kind of a wild card in a new batch and doesn't quite fit with the other flavors. Overall, however, the new JBz seem to be geared towards faster, less thoughtful consumption. And the extra bad news: I don't think it's helping JBz sales! JBz used to be available at Target, most grocery stores, drugstores, and even 7-Eleven. Now they're nowhere to be found! Are we in danger of losing one of the most unique candies America has to offer? All because our culture is obsessed with portion size? I encourage everyone to buy as many JBz as they can before it's too late! AND BOYCOTT MEGA M&Ms!