Cusina

In the wilds of Wisconsin suburbia, fiercely defending my young from the orange dye in cheetos, brain-washing eggo commercials and the evil ways of overly-sugared cereal. Daily in the midst of quandries like: how do I get that loose tooth out? What exactly is that weird smell lurking in my refrigerator? Will my grocery ever come out of the dark ages and carry creme' fresh?

High maternal drama at it's finest in cheeseland.