Slightly unfair. I've been a CAMRA member since I was 22, and I've never owned an Arran sweater. But if you go to the GBBF at Olympia in August it's true that there are lots of fat blokes with beards. On the subject of London pubs, I always liked the Warrington in Little Venice, though I haven't been for a couple of years. Lounge bar quite stunning, pub bar cheap and cheerful, excellent pint of London Pride. Simon, do you know anywhere in London (other than the Dog and Gun on Greek Street, which is worth a try, because the beer is invariably excellent, but is quite tiny and has slightly eccentric opening hours) where you can reliably get Taylor's Landlord?