Tana and Jules, I love those websites- whenever my husband or I need a good laugh we browse the recipes. OPJK, I have some family members who wash their lettuce in dish soap too. It's supposed to remove the pesticides. I can't even compete with some of these posts and I grew up in the midwest (well, Great Lakes). Mostly I've been served a lot of over cooked to death meat with no seasonings and canned vegetables, which is pretty hard to choke down, but not too mysterious. I'm seriously thinking of buying some spices and a pepper grinder as christmas gifts for them.