Captain Morgan Tattoo

[jediNord]

So I was given a bottle of this stuff as a gift. A friend of my wife knew that I was a rum drinker, but knows nothing about rum. Obviously.

But, feeling it my duty to always try something I have never had before, I cracked it open and had a taste.

What the hell IS that stuff?

Later on I looked it up and seems to be the general concensus is that is is CM's answer to Jagermeister.

If that's their answer, I must ask: "What the hell was the question?!"

Syrupy with some very odd flavor... blackberry, maybe? Not anise like Jager, but that same kind of cough medicine taste...

[jsolomon]

Sounds like a miniature bottle with a white label...

[jediNord]

Sounds like a miniature bottle with a white label...

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http://www.captainmorgan.com/en-us/Rums/Ru...?keyword=Tattoo

[Ed Hamilton]

I'm still trying to figure out what they weren't thinking when Diageo came out with that Tattoo. But with their influence in the market they've gotten it out on a number of bars around the country, but I've yet to meet anyone who has had a second drink of Captain Morgan Tattoo.

[Kent Wang]

You know it's sketch when the recipe on the front page is basically a rum and Red Bull:

Ink Drop

1.5oz. Tattoo (chilled)

3 oz Energy Drink

Serve straight.

[jediNord]

You know it's sketch when the recipe on the front page is basically a rum and Red Bull

exactly... they are competing against the now-ubiquitous (and quite vile, IMO) Jager Bomb...

blech...

[johnsmith45678]

You know it's sketch when the recipe on the front page is basically a rum and Red Bull:

Ink Drop

1.5oz. Tattoo (chilled)

3 oz Energy Drink

Serve straight.

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Looks like it's targetted squarely at the sophisticated frat party drinker.

[Kent Wang]

It's also funny that the tattoo used in the advertisements is a very typical, meaningless, done-to-death Maori design.