1 hour ago, chefmd said:I am a girl. Ok, a woman of certain age :). I wore those short shirts in case of grape juice splashes. Those are not boxers. Not boxers. Definitely not boxers. I am generally very proper and boring. Next time I will wear full length pants :).
How about a white crinoline petticoat which you then hold up by both hands?
P.S. Where do you buy your winetasting apparel?
Edit: though it does look like you have your knees on backwards.