Is nothing sacred?
Better living through chemistry be damned. They can gin up any Scotch lookalike, tastealike they choose. I'll stick to my Macallen or Glenmorangie single malt, thank you very much.
ETA: "Gin up," rather than referring to the alcohol of the same name, is a Southernism meaning, roughly, "to create," and more particularly, to create something that isn't really needed or desired.