Baltic Zephyr

Ripe Mangoes Dark Chocolate (I eat at least one square every morning before inserting contact lenses. It's actually a safe-guard against bad days. If it all goes to hell I can still say that I ate some good chocolate.) Sesame Crackers (They must use some sort of opiate in those bloody things. At least they're cheap!)

After marrying my Polish wife and moving to Warsaw I was responsible for cooking a family dinner (20ppl +1 baby + cat). Appearantly I had meantioned that I could cook. I couldn't understand a stitch of Polish and ended up tossing marinated green peppers in lue of capers for my caciatori. It had a rather, um, stong flavour to it. (They do sort of look the same!)