I think Lily has it so far.... unless microwaving baked beans and eggs together in a bowl and sticking it between two pieces of toast is worse... Sometimes I even add bits of ham and onion for a gourmet treat! Cold sausage and tomato sauce is another nice one. But I have never sunk as low as Coffee bags.... yuck. And Decaf. No offence meant lily, but to me that sounds as useful as caffeine free diet coke... no taste, no caffeine! The worst I have ever seen though is a friend who eats strawberry jam and processed cheese slice sandwiches.. yes together...