I've tried making Creme Patisserie 2 more times since my original post. I had MUCH better results. Really REALLY letting it come to a boil while constantly whisking seemed to be the Richard's suggestions about spreading it out and covering with the cling film were great. I was afraid to let it come to a boil the first time, and while I cooked it to death over low heat, it just never set up. In the end, I'd liken the end consistency with a cream pie filling. It sets up rather well and is incredibly creamy. The last time I made it I used Kirtch (it was for a pear tart) and it had a nice little hint of cherry. I will say this...after having Creme Patisserie...I don't think I'll ever be able to make Jello Pudding in good concience again! Thank you for the input! Next up...Creme Brule!