I just remembered, 5 years ago, it was like a few days from christmas, every filipino household would have lechon (whole roast pig) on their tables for noche buena (it's a sumptuous Filipino meal by 12 midnight on Christmas eve). Well anyway, me and my dad we're looking for that perfect looking and tasting lechon. We we're going from store to store (all lechon vendors) looking for the best place to order, we ended at store which sadly i forgot the name, that's not the point, we tried some lechon, the meat so succulent and tender, and so damn juicy and full of flavor, and the best part, the oh so crisy skin. The skin of the lechon is always the first to disappear, so people who eat last end up with skinless lechon. While we we're enjoying tasting and making our order , there was another customer beside us also inquiring of getting a lechon. There were negotiating. It was just common "i like some extra blah blah blah" or something like that. Here's the funny/weird/odd part, some way through their conversation, i couldn't help but eaves drop on the customer, he said in tagalog; "Pwede ba bunutin lahat ang mga ngipin ng baboy, kasi ayokong nakikitang nakangiti siya sa amin habang kumakain kami, nakakakonsiyentiya eh" Translation: Is it possible that all the teeth of the pig be pulled out because i don't want to see it smiling while we are eating, my conscience can't take it. That was the first time in my whole life i've heard something like that. Me, my dad smiling looked at the vendor, he had a puzzled look, it's probably the first time of such request. He just said unsurely "pwede siguro" or "maybe it can be done" while looking at us (probably saying, is this guy for real???).