ClarifiedButler

I once walked from the ladies room to our table in a crowded seafood restaurant with my skirt tucked up inside the waistband of my pantyhose. giving everybody along the way a very good view of my butt. That was 10 years ago, and I still have not lived it down.

My two most dispicable guilty pleasures when it comes to fast food are Domino's deep dish veggie feast pizza, and Krispy Kreme glazed donuts with chocolate frosting. I would knock you down to get to a shrimp scampi with garlic toast appetizer from Carrabba's. But when I get a craving for "something sweet" at home, I have been known to put peanut butter, sliced banana, Garner's cherry preserves, and a little bit of hot fudge between two pieces of squishy white bread. I call this my banana split sandwich. Scrumptious! Edited to add: I LOVE the rooty tooty breakfast at IHOP. I get 4 sausage links, eggs, hashbrowns, and 3 pancakes, which I eat with syrup, and I devour every single delectable bite. Edited again to add: Have I mentioned that I weigh 264 lbs?