Thinking back about the cheap pair of thongs, I mean tongs....do they ever come in singular, as in “tong”....my most indispensable item is a little bamboo version that I picked up in Chinatown for about 49 cents. I think of it as a life saver, or actually, my Dad trained me to think of it as such. Dad was an electrical engineer and he used to have a fit whenever he’d see us kids fishing around in the toaster trying to dislodge a stuck piece of cinnamon toast from the jaws of the heating coils with a metal butter knife. This was usually after we had just tripped over the dog and spilled our water or juice or whatever all over our bare feet, the kitchen floor, and the dog. “You want to turn into a human french fry? Use the wooden tongs!", he’d shout at us. These days I’m still coming home late, tripping over large snoring objects on the floor, knocking over beer bottles and then trying to make toasted grill cheese sandwiches in the pop-up toaster -- sometimes even remembering to remove the plastic wrap from the cheese first. So I figure that bamboo tong thing has saved my life at least more than once. I don't think the toaster is long for this world though.