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    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 2

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted

    If these shills wrote their own copy you might get a feeling that it was more than just a total money grubbing sell-out.

    I suppose at some point (maybe today) I'll risk my health and sanity to see if this sandwich is less offensive than the last one.

    this is what i don't get. if you are so opposed to the schilling...

    DON'T BUY IT!!!

    madonna mia!

    pot kettle, inc.

    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 1

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted

    An aside,

    how is this

    i just turned on PBS here in DC

    and guess who is all up in Julia's kitchen right now as I type this?

    Rick Bayless... he all be boiling red onions w/ Juizzle Chizzle...

    granted the episode is god knows how many years old but,

    talk about serendipity!

    put that in yo' salamander and broil it.

    you go rick with your english cucumbers...

    super size that mo' fo'

    -jilly

    celestine prophecy, inc.

    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 1

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted

    Rocco had a price.  NBC found it.

    Bayless had a price.  BK found it. 

    Got the pattern yet?

    you go Singizzle!

    if you ask me rick got the best of BK.

    talk about niche.

    what also gets me, is that some folks here, who are most opposed to

    Rizzle Bayizzle's decision

    RAN OUT AND BOUGHT THE FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!

    come on now.

    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 1

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted

    I AM a motherfucking hustler--but I'm selling a product I have a reasonable degree of confidence in--myself--and the stuff I like to do, the things I'm genuinely passionate about and curious about. FN has been kind enough--or foolish enough--whatever you might think--to enable that.

    ...

    feel free to piss on me from  a great height.

    Sorry Tony,

    I was talking about Gordon Elliot.

    Tizzle Bourdizzle in the egizzle hizzle, giving a shout out from Koizzle Lampizzle, in a drop top 6-4.

    Compton and Long Beach, Inc.

    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 1

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted · Edited by jilly rizzo (log)

    ok seth,

    how can we resolve this?

    i know his schilling of BK

    gives him as much credibilty as Elvis' black-belt,

    but come on, look at all them zeros.

    i felt the same way when i heard iggy pop's 'lust for life'

    on a Norweigan Cruise line commercial.

    i was thinking to myself,"why not Lou Reed's 'Waiting for the Man"?

    so. either we can give 'ol rick a pass,

    or we can all take up pitchforks, and torches

    and storm casa de rick, like he mistook a 'lil girl,

    and threw her in a river because he thought she was a flower.

    i lean towards giving him a pass. so he fellated a corporate entitiy.

    perter north used to do gay porn, and look at him now.

    see what i'm saying?

    laughing all the way to the bank, i think they say.

    so for now, let BK fund his jags to Sao Paolo

    in search of the perfect skirt steak.

    you don't have to. i don't have to.

    last time i went into a BK, was b/c i had a full bladder.

    i'm not jetting down there to chow on a rick sandwich.

    and i don't think you will either.

    what's that line....

    if you lie in bed with the devil, eventually you have to do the nasty.

    leave rick in peace...

    locked in a 69 with beezulbozo, let him deep throat a double whopper.

    but by all means though, wish him well.

    he has a corporate stinky pinky.

    egullet dawarinism at work.

    regards,

    jilly

    -it's alive, inc.

    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 1

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted

    NEWS FLASH:

    Drudgereport.com:

    RICK BAYLESS DEBACLE

    Santa Fe NM, 8:33 EST

    Rick Bayless guru of all cusine Mexican admits to Oxycontin addiction, mauled by white tiger.

    In a stunning devolopment, Rick Bayless, after signing a six-figure deal with Burger King,

    admits only to doing so after a long struggle with the pharmecutical drug Oxyconitn. In a sad turn of events,

    egullet.com regular, 'Fat Guy' disillusioned by Bayless' endorsement of sub-standard fare, sent Bayless a parcel via Federal

    Express. The parcel contained a rare, white Bengal Tiger, named O-Toro. Upon opening the package, Bayless was suprised,

    and attacked by the feline, who grabbed the Food Personality by the soul patch, and carried him off to a local Taco Bell. Witnesses tried to thwart the attack by pelting the rare tiger with 'School of Rock' Kiddie meals, to no avail. Bayless was mauled, and taken to Cedar's Sanai, with injuries to the neck, and gullet. Why he was transported to the west coast, will be a subject of debate for decades to come.

    We will interrupt egullet, with updates as matters dictate.

    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 1

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted · Edited by jilly rizzo (log)

    Regardless,

    what's done is done.

    if you don't agree, or like it,

    take a pass on all things Burger king, and Rick Bayless.

    Get over it.

    I was not happy in the 80's when some beer company

    used the Sinatra version of 'The Way You Look Tonight'

    for their ads. Did I boycott Francis Albert?

    NO.

    I got over it.

    I always knew Frank would never drink anything less than Jack Daniels.

    I took it in stride.

    Because I have High Hopes.

    pie in the sky,

    Jilly

    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 1

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted · Edited by jilly rizzo (log)

    another point,

    who the *f* knows rick bayless from adam?

    if i had not been channel surfuning PBS one day in late october, 1999,

    i would have thougt rick bayless was alton brown's less dickier older brother.

    do you think any of BK's regular customers are going to be swayed by a pitch

    from, what is is name? oh yeah, Rick Bayless...

    look out Compton. the homies gonna be all up in yo' BK now that

    the main man RB, gave a shout out to BK. hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, fo' shizzle...

    Rizzle Bayizzle in the Hizzle.

    with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

    Rick Bayless and Burger King - Part 1

    in Ready to Eat

    Posted · Edited by jilly rizzo (log)

    rick bayless, god bless him

    is in for a phat pay-day. who can blame him?

    jesus christ, if he is getting six figures,

    the more fun he can have.

    stop pissing in the man's corn-flakes.

    everyone has a price. if you don't like it,

    ignore it, don't buy burger king. take a deep breath

    let it go. this too shall pass. it is just like people you would never

    expect showing up on the Food Network.

    everyone has to make their nut.

    sophie's choice.

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