I made the "faux mojito" (and both of the syrups listed) tonight. The syrups alone are amazing... The combination of mint, jalapeno, and sugar is intense. I like the quantities listed; seems like this stuff will last forever, and it made a hefty though not unmanagable ammount of the stuff. I gave my wife a "faux'jito" and she declared it delicious, then spicy. I liked it a lot, though it doesnt taste much like a mojito (and not sure it should). The burn from the jalapeno in the throat a few seconds after drinking is vaguely alcoholesque, this is a very clever drink. I'll endevour to keep the ingredients on hand to whip them up for guests. This article also inspired me to get some vermouth (never have much liked it, but have never tried the good stuff, either). I found some Lillet, haven't tried it yet. I also tried Boodles gin, despite the fact I rarely drink gin aside from Tanqueray (for tonics) and Junipero (for a neat treat). The Boodles is great! Thanks for the suggestion. I, too, tend to dislike the sweet drinks (mojitos and lemondrops being the rare exceptions) so the whole tone of this article was right up my alley, and is convincing me to re-explore the world of cocktails. I sadly settled on beer and wine, and the waistline is suggesting I don't need any more beer. Not sure how many more syrupy non-alcohol drinks I need, either, but you have to start somewhere. Thanks, JAZ.