You did take note that I denied the tasting of ass like quality of this chocolate, right? I think I just said slimy or something, but not bad for what it is. Where's the halo smilie? Well, maybe a bit more that slimy.... 8-) I did note that on more than one occassion folks said positive things about it - and I do honestly believe it's an improvement over the last generation of products (large scale consumer testing has provided similiar results). The sliminess you mention is in all liklihood not a function of the product itself, but more of how it was stored. It is by all standards a premium product (very fine particle size, higher in cocoa butter than your average bear), and the cocoa butter is what gives it the majority of it's melt profile. It will have the same melt profile as any premium sucrose containing milk chocolate because the same chocolate liquor and same cocoa butter is used in both. There will be slight differences because of the type of bulking agents used (sucrose vs erythritol/inulin), but in both cases those are basically encapsulated in the cocoa butter anyway, and most of them don't dissolve in the saliva in your mouth before you've sent it down to your tummy. If it's been stored improperly (ie, in high moisture areas, brought from cold storage into a high relative humidity area, or allowed to heat to the point of untemper), you may be noticing the results of that as being slimy 8-) All things considered, I think it's a good product, but it's still a sugar free product. The line is blurring between sugar free products and 'traditional' products, but there's still a difference (albiet not nearly as great as there was 10 years ago..). This is just one more step inthe evolution - this isn't the end of history, and I'm sure someone like me at some point will be able to improve upon it once more 8-)