Food Funnies

[Margaret Pilgrim]

Kind of a cross between Yul Brynner and Neil Papiano.

[gulfporter]

For those who didn't see the Man in The Coffee Beans, here he is.....

 

 

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[liuzhou]

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(I put the last one in the "price of eggs" thread, so I dropped this one here just to change things up a bit.)

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[Anna N]

From the comments to a story about food costs pleading for budget tips:

 

Anything for king crab crotches? The legs are gone for good.

[haresfur]

Important local news from the Betoota Advocate

 

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/mixologist-immediately-reaches-for-the-midori-as-group-of-18-year-old-boys-enter-pub/

 

[pastrygirl]

This is a real product I stumbled upon last night - flavors of 'stale circus peanuts infused with real clown flavor' 'frustratingly orange' 🤪

 

 

https://caputos.com/product/bg-reynolds-circus-peanut-clown-syrup-375ml/

 

Whyyyyy?

[gulfporter]

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50 minutes ago, gulfporter said:

(Glances at his 20 or so bottles of dandelion wine...)

[liuzhou]

56 minutes ago, gulfporter said:

 

Yes you can.

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Today's offering from my "Dad Joke of the Day" desk calendar:

 

"Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere."

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[Kerry Beal]

So I wandered into the food bank kitchen this morning when we showed up to vaccinate to be greeted by this sight -

 

 

 

Someone had put a mixture of dried beans into a pot with some water yesterday afternoon and left them to soak overnight. Apparently physics was not a strong suit. We labelled it garbanzo explosion!

 

See the little tab under the gas switches - that's essentially a little drawer that pulls out! Wish I had that on my gas stove for just such an occasion. 

 

 

[Anna N]

11 minutes ago, Kerry Beal said:

We labelled it garbanzo explosion!

My grandma always taught me that what will hold a lot will also hold a little. Apparently it doesn't work the other way around!