Hello Andy, Just a short message to say that the article was very good and I enjoyed reading it immensely. In fact it came out far better than I expected it would. When I say that I mean that being such a boring Meat & 2 Veg man I didn't think it would be exotic enough for eGullet.com. Talking about exotic I've really got a taste for a bit of Oriental just lately, I'm sure you don't want me to bore you with my sex life though so onto the questions one or two people asked. If you'd like to see a show why not purchase my video "Mr. Methane Let's Rip!" from www.mrmethane.com or www.fartvideo.com Or if your pocket doesn't stretch that far then there are some Real Movies on the Live Show Page. About "Catching A Bear In The Net". it hapened once at a Hen Night in the Sportsman Pub, Hyde, Cheshire, very early in my carreer. Nowadays I always take the precaution of "Clearing My throat" before a show". That said I sometimes like to leave a bit in if its solid enough as it can act as a "Wedge In The Door" and assit with the Sphincter Seperation. Thats probably enough information for one evening so I'll sign off. Always Wipe Thoroughly!!! Yours flatulently, Mr. Methane!
