[Days 31 and beyond . . .]

Steven:

I just checked out your updates after a long hiatus.  I am very impressed by your canada.com site and the TV clips.  You are now probably the most famous American food writer in Canada.  Good work!

Bastard

[Days 3-5, April 5-7:]

Steven:

Another fabulous post.  I think I may move to Seagrove Beach; indeed, I should have moved there two years ago, bought two houses and rented one of them out at $500 per night.  At least I have to visit and eat at Sandor's.

Bastard

[Days 1-2, April 3-4:]

Steven:

I'm impressed not by the amount of eating you did in such a short time, since I know you're capable of that, but by the amount of writing you did in such a short time.  

Those were great write-ups -- detailed, complete, even including a recipe.  Keep up the good work.

Bastard

(Jay Coleman)