I just went to Gary Danko for dessert last week. Is it just me (and my friend who was with me), or does the place look like a cheap New Jersey diner? My friend (who is an architect) noted that the wood is cheap commercial plywood. The mirrors at the top of the walls are 70s tacky and the glass panels that top the dividers are straight out of an 'elegant' diner. The huge 8' tall vases of flowers don't do anything to elevate the impression of cheap luxury. This interior is in stark contrast with the exterior, which is black and vaguely ominous, a-la the Death Star. Two different designers, perhaps? OK, so how was our dessert? Well, we sat at the bar and were immediately asked if we wanted 'still or sparkling water'. This might be a reasonable question when seated at a table for dinner, but when one steps up to a bar, the appropriate question is "what would you like to drink?". My friend said “I’d like gin and tonic and a glass of water please,” and we were presented with a bottle of water which ended up costing $7.50. After ordering desserts (from a card with no prices listed), we waited for them for 50 minutes. The bartender did apologize after about 40 minutes, but didn't offer to comp us anything at all. He said “I’m sorry it’s taking so long. Your desserts will be out soon. There was a mix-up in the kitchen. If it were my fault I’d be more apologetic, but it wasn’t my fault.” Then, the desserts came and were just adequate. I had a mocha 'napoleon' and my friend had the trio of crème brulees, which was the reason we'd decided to come (she was craving it and I thought they'd be sure to make a good one). The 'napoleon' was nothing at all like a napoleon, in that it had only three layers, none of the layers were made of light, flaky dough, and it had no custard. Instead, there was a hard cookie base upon which was a very thick, very dark and yet somehow not particularly chocolately paste. This was served with a small scoop of ice cream. My friend's trio of crème brulees were quite large, each accompanied by a cookie. They were all quite cold (I am of the belief that crème brulee should be warm), and we agreed they were overly sweet. The chocolate chocolate chip cookie was quite good, but the other two were just ordinary. We read the menu as we waited (and waited), and I have to admit that many of the dishes looked interesting. But after experiencing Gary Danko’s desserts, I’m not sure I care to subject myself to the attempt of trying the rest of his menu. This is a disappointment, because I enjoyed his food immensely when he used to cook at Viognier in San Mateo.