Posted 29 May 2003 - 06:19 AM
(Hi Lesley!) I am a big believer in trying to experience restaurants as
an anonymous diner, though it gets harder and harder as time goes on and
people in the business learn what I look like.
Restaurant criticism is much different from other forms of arts examination. An author can’t change the ending of a book to suit every reviewer, for example. But a restaurateur can do a lot of things, short of firing the chef, to make a dining experience more pleasurable for a recognized reviewer, from giving him or her the best seat and the most polished waiter to making sure his or her plates all look ready for their close-ups. Details such as those
can obviously alter one’s perception of a restaurant.
In the past, when I’ve been spotted, I’ve been offered different stemware for my wine, had the general manager as my server, and even been offered the suit jacket of a maitre d’ when I showed up in his dining room, dripping with rain from an unexpected storm. Would that have happened to John Doe? Probably not.
I do have disguises, but prefer not to detail them here. I’m still a working critic, after all.