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#1 David Ross

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 06:51 PM

Is it that time already? Another Top Chef? We haven't seen the end of this season's Top Chef Just Desserts and just around the corner, debuting on Wednesday, November 2, is Season 9-"Top Chef Texas." I've seen some of the promos on Bravo and as one would expect, they are playing up the angle of "everything is big in Texas." So what surprises and challenges do you think the Lone Star State will throw at the Chefs? A brisket challenge anyone?

#2 annabelle

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 06:53 PM

Brisket for sure. Probably chili, too. We'll see who can make biscuits on a campfire, I hope.

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 07:00 PM

I'll check it out. I'm not particularly enjoying this season of Just Desserts (too many team challenges for an individual competition, it's like making everybody hold hands while running the 100 meter sprint) so maybe it will be a nice change of pace.
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Posted 23 October 2011 - 07:11 PM

If they do brisket, they need to get Aaron Franklin from Austin to judge. OF course, everyone will LOSE compared to his stuff. They really can't do it anyway.. They won't give them enough time,

But hopefully we see a lot of beef. We love the beef here in Texas.


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#5 Lisa Shock

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 07:45 PM

I am interested to see how they handle eliminations with so many contestants. I hope they don't just dismiss half the people in the first episode.

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Posted 24 October 2011 - 11:04 AM

I am interested to see how they handle eliminations with so many contestants. I hope they don't just dismiss half the people in the first episode.



I suspect they will have to dismiss a lot of people in short order. Even with the standard number of contestants, it's hard to keep tabs on who is who in the early rounds.
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#7 ElsieD

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:28 PM

How many contestants are they starting with?

#8 IndyRob

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:54 PM

How many contestants are they starting with?


For the first-time ever, season nine will boast a record 29 chefs -- almost double the amount of chefs in season’s past -- who will see if they have what it takes to become an official cheftestant and qualify to wear the Top Chef coat. Only 16 will go on to compete across the Lone Star State


I don't think this bodes well. 'All Stars' was great because we didn't have to learn about all the contestants in an hour. With 29 contestants, we'll have about two minutes with each - less commercial time, and announcer/promotional time. Let's call it 42 seconds unless they do a 2 hour premier or something.

#9 Lisa Shock

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:56 PM

They are starting with 29.

Looks like I found my answer and spoilers for the first two episodes: MySA Top Chef Blog.

#10 Dignan

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 06:28 PM

They had me at Pee Wee Herman. One of the challenges must be in the basement of the Alamo.

#11 David Ross

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 06:38 PM

And what about judges? What well-known Texas Chefs will be on the judging panel? I'm hoping they won't prop up Bourdain and Ripert in cowboy hats that are too small for their heads.

#12 annabelle

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:35 PM

Rick Bayless would be good. He is from Oklahoma, so that may not work for purists.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 08:46 AM

In Dallas my top two guesses would be Dean Fearing and Stephen Pyles - both seem like the type that would do it.

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 08:21 AM

I hope they do brisket. And give them enough time to turn out a properly smoked one. They could make a time exception, and perhaps borrow some offset smokers from a company that would like the publicity.

A true brisket challenge would be really great.
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 06:41 PM

You know Tim Love is going to be on

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 09:11 PM

No spoilers, but less than 15 minutes into the premiere, I dead-bag on identified the single most douche-y contestant ever, EVER, EV-AH in TC, TC Allstars, TC Just Desserts, TC Masters, Next FN Star, America's Greatest Cook (or whateverthehell Ramsey's competition show is called), or any other show of this ilk.

No one will every top this tool's douchedom. He is the textbook definition of jerk.

And if you watched, you *KNOW* who I mean ! (insert finger down throat gagging icon here....)
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 11:06 PM

No spoilers, but less than 15 minutes into the premiere, I dead-bag on identified the single most douche-y contestant ever, EVER, EV-AH in TC, TC Allstars, TC Just Desserts, TC Masters, Next FN Star, America's Greatest Cook (or whateverthehell Ramsey's competition show is called), or any other show of this ilk.

No one will every top this tool's douchedom. He is the textbook definition of jerk.

And if you watched, you *KNOW* who I mean ! (insert finger down throat gagging icon here....)


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Posted 03 November 2011 - 05:17 AM

I haven't watched another Top Chef Season for quite a while. Hope to catch on some new seasons. :)

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 06:02 AM

No spoilers, but less than 15 minutes into the premiere, I dead-bag on identified the single most douche-y contestant ever, EVER, EV-AH in TC, TC Allstars, TC Just Desserts, TC Masters, Next FN Star, America's Greatest Cook (or whateverthehell Ramsey's competition show is called), or any other show of this ilk.

No one will every top this tool's douchedom. He is the textbook definition of jerk.

And if you watched, you *KNOW* who I mean ! (insert finger down throat gagging icon here....)

Probably the same tool who, upon said tool's appearance I turned to my wife and said; "Won't make it through the first episode."

Looks like it's going to take 2 episodes just to get to the real first episode. Which means we'll only have to see 1, 649 ads for "The Real Housewives of xxx" throughout the whole season.

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#20 Florida

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 06:46 AM

Top Chef Texas? More like Top Chef Chicago.

#21 FoodMan

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 08:07 AM


No spoilers, but less than 15 minutes into the premiere, I dead-bag on identified the single most douche-y contestant ever, EVER, EV-AH in TC, TC Allstars, TC Just Desserts, TC Masters, Next FN Star, America's Greatest Cook (or whateverthehell Ramsey's competition show is called), or any other show of this ilk.

No one will every top this tool's douchedom. He is the textbook definition of jerk.

And if you watched, you *KNOW* who I mean ! (insert finger down throat gagging icon here....)

Probably the same tool who, upon said tool's appearance I turned to my wife and said; "Won't make it through the first episode."

Looks like it's going to take 2 episodes just to get to the real first episode. Which means we'll only have to see 1, 649 ads for "The Real Housewives of xxx" throughout the whole season.


Haha...same here. Told my wife this talentless douche is sooo gone. His hasty dismissal by TC (before he even "cooked") 10 minutes later for that hatchet job he did really made the premier for me. That was fun to watch.

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#22 weinoo

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:16 AM

But he's a personal chef to "celebrities!"

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#23 Zeemanb

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:30 AM

I was thinking "there is NO WAY they are going to edit this season's biggest douchebag into the first episode like this".....and then "oh, THAT'S why they let you hit your peak so quickly".

How about that James Bond theme audition tape he did, huh? Everybody like that one? Wasn't it awesome?

#24 gfweb

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 10:33 AM

No spoilers, but less than 15 minutes into the premiere, I dead-bag on identified the single most douche-y contestant ever, EVER, EV-AH in TC, TC Allstars, TC Just Desserts, TC Masters, Next FN Star, America's Greatest Cook (or whateverthehell Ramsey's competition show is called), or any other show of this ilk.

No one will every top this tool's douchedom. He is the textbook definition of jerk.

And if you watched, you *KNOW* who I mean ! (insert finger down throat gagging icon here....)



He was such a tool I thought he had escaped from another Bravo series. I honestly wonder if they have a few slots reserved for jackasses after seeing this guy. Who could have thought he'd be any good?

#25 FoodMan

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:36 AM

But he's a personal chef to "celebrities!"


and I bet he makes fantastic celery sticks for them and turkey on white sandwiches...."all the way to the top" LOL.

On the other hand I liked the addition of Emeril (a much toned-down and non-bamming :smile: Emeril) to the show. We'll see how this season goes.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 11:49 AM

He's getting a razzing on his facebook page. He's made one comment in reply. We don't comprehend the reality TV interview process, and Top Chef has dull cleavers and hacksaws.

Edited by Dignan, 03 November 2011 - 11:49 AM.


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Posted 03 November 2011 - 12:28 PM

A tool and his tools are soon making excuses...
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#28 Lisa Shock

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 04:51 PM

Most of the other contestants appear to be top-tier talent. This season should be interesting.

#29 Viktoria

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 05:00 PM

I liked that the two groups had different challenges. At least it keeps things interesting.

#30 lights19

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 06:02 PM

I enjoyed the seemingly more realistic way they kicked contestants off. Can't cut (or identify) a loin? Pack your knives. Sloppy plating? Pack your knives. The remaining chefs appear talented, and I'm looking forward to the rest of the season.