Alton Talks

[Mayhaw Man]

In an answer to an earlier question you said that you would like to do a talk show on the Food Network. Let's say that the network brass ran out of videotape about jello, corn dogs, and jolly ranchers and allowed you to host a talk show of your very own.

How would you set it up. Zany sidekick? House band? Who would be your guests? Would it be all food and food related? Would you do a monologue and exchange zingers with your mad genius/eccentric bandleader? Any live cooking demos by celebrity guests? It sounds like it could have possibilities. Tell us about it.

[Alton Brown]

I suspect that you are a television executive lookin' to steal my Mojo. You'll just have to wait and see. I will tell you this: no band.