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Most overrated holiday food


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That green bean casserole with the cream of mushroom soup and the canned fried onions. What's up with that?

I actually LIKE that.

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That green bean casserole with the cream of mushroom soup and the canned fried onions.  What's up with that?

I actually LIKE that.

You know, a lot of people must. It's certainly popular enough. I guess I just need to try harder. I'm about nothing if not tradition. :biggrin:

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Turkey.

I'm with you on that. Glad to hear that someone else shares my feelings about this meat, no one in my family understands!

I do love fruitcake though, every year we try out new combiantions. This year, my mom soaked currants, gloden raisins, dried pears and dried sour cherries in port and rum for a few weeks and then used those in the cake. It's also being "basted" every few days, cannot wait to try it!

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Flavored coffees. Irish cream is meant to come from a bottle and then directly into a shot glass in the bottom of a Guinness, not a pre-ground bean. And calling it Creme de Eirland doesn't make it any better.

Flavored coffee to me means Crown Royal in coffee :smile:

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Brilliant way to divest one's self of Fruitcake, in my opionion.

:laugh: Can be used as a weapon...

Apparently so, as you are no longer allowed to take them on airplanes in your carry-on luggage.

:smile::biggrin::laugh: OKAY, lady, just drop the fruitcake. I said, DROP THE FRUITCAKE!!!

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Apparently so, as you are no longer allowed to take them on airplanes in your carry-on luggage.

:smile::biggrin::laugh: OKAY, lady, just drop the fruitcake. I said, DROP THE FRUITCAKE!!!

I always attempt to have the ratio of my intelligence to weight ratio be greater than one. But, I am from the midwest. I am sure you can now understand my life's conundrum.

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Nice avatar, Jeffy. And

Oh yeah, mincemeat!
... oh yeah, mincemeat! Gross.

I have to disagree with placing all eggnogs on the list. I'll look for my late father's recipe, and post it if I can find it. Maybe there would be some converts. It is decadently good.

Life is short; eat the cheese course first.

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And why were punches invented?

Ah, but come and try Mexican ponches. Sheer heaven

Rachel

Everything tastes better in Mexico. Except Nescafe. Not even the Mexican ambience can improve that. :wink:

Arthur Johnson, aka "fresco"
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Candy Canes!

The full size ones... Can't eat a whole one... Too sweet and sometimes too hot and not worth the risk of cracking a tooth...

Since they are a popular decoration in our house, I usually end up using some of them crushed in truffles. But on the next workday after Christmas...I'll be bringing 2 dozen uneaten ones into my office.

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Anything with Jell-O in it. Jell-O is vile. I always regard the bringers of the Jell-O with a bit of suspicion. It's obvious that they're out to get me. I mean, why else would they bring it? Does anyone actually like that stuff?

*gag*

And any pre-packaged stuff that is made "special" for the holidays. Red & green M&Ms, red & green Oreos, etc.

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Candy Canes!

The full size ones... Can't eat a whole one... Too sweet and sometimes too hot and not worth the risk of cracking a tooth...

Since they are a popular decoration in our house, I usually end up using some of them crushed in truffles. But on the next workday after Christmas...I'll be bringing 2 dozen uneaten ones into my office.

For what it's worth - if you don't take the wrapping off - candy canes will last in your cupboard for a looooooong time (years and years). So don't even try to eat them - just save them for the next decade's decorations. Robyn

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Anything with Jell-O in it.  Jell-O is vile.  I always regard the bringers of the Jell-O with a bit of suspicion.  It's obvious that they're out to get me.  I mean, why else would they bring it?  Does anyone actually like that stuff?

*gag*....

Jello looks mighty good when you're prepping for a colonoscopy :smile: .

But here's a recipe you might like to serve with turkey:

Dissolve 1 pack Cherry Jello in 1 cup boiling water. When cool add 1/2 cup chopped walnuts, 1/2 pint sour cream, 1 can drained cubed pineapple, and 1 can whole cranberries. Mix. Chill in mold until firm. Unmold and serve.

Like my husband says - anything with sour cream and nuts can't be that bad :smile: .

I really like to do a lot of "retro" cooking for the holidays. But if an old favorite doesn't taste good - work with it until it does (e.g., I have a half dozen recipes for sweet potatoes - and you'll never find a marshmallow). Robyn

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Two words that should never ever be mentioned together. Congealed Salad. I have been known to enjoy a serving of jello on occasion. But not with half the produce department and a dollop of mayo added. <shudder>

And I don't mind egg nog. I quite like the stuff to tell the truth. One Christmas party I went to a few years back showed me a great trick to use with egg nog. To keep it cold, drop a whole pint of vanilla ice cream, right out of the carton, into the bowl. It doesn't dilute the flavor, a little extra cream never hurt anyone, and it did keep the bowl nicely chilled for the duration of the party.

Marshmallows are only good for rocky road ice cream, fluffernutters, and s'mores. That's it. If you are ever tempted to add it to canned yams, somebody should hide your oven mitts.

My best example of overrated holiday food is ribbon candy. They taste horrible, the candy itself sticks to your dental work, and the color combination is obnoxious. Also add anything that's made with that same sticky type of candy.

Screw it. It's a Butterball.
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Okay, here's one to balance out all the goyishe stuff:

CHANUKAH GELT.

I mean, why eat shitty chocolate that is a major pain in the ass to eat? Its enclosed in these rediculous foil wrappers that you need to have dragon nails to open. And by the time you get it open its all melty from you handling it, or the stuff is so old that its totally bloomed out.

Is there GOOD chanukah gelt out there? I doubt it.

EDIT: Okay maybe these are decent:

http://www.lakechamplainchocolates.com/php...W=hanukkah_gelt

I've had them; they're not bad. Expensive, though. I'd wait and see if they show up at TJ Maxx or Marshall's after the holiday.

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I actually like everything that's been mentioned in this thread except for fruitcake, Jello salad, ribbon candy, and mincemeat. Is there something wrong with me? Wait, don't answer that...

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

"...in the mid-’90s when the internet was coming...there was a tendency to assume that when all the world’s knowledge comes online, everyone will flock to it. It turns out that if you give everyone access to the Library of Congress, what they do is watch videos on TikTok."  -Neil Stephenson, author, in The Atlantic

 

"In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual." -Galileo Galilei, physicist and astronomer

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Ditto candy canes and ribbon candy.

Thanks to Food Finds, I now know Michelle's Candy in Colorado Springs still makes the stuff the old fashioned way, stretching it by hand, working in the color, etc. Looks like a heck of a lot of hard work for the end result. Usually I can get myself pysched up to try something from learning more about it. I had no desire to go buy myself a box of ribbon candy after watching. ETA - actually, the more I think of shedding skin cells and this guy wrapping the candy around his bare arm over and over again and pulling it...

I like eggnog, pudding (yes, the rum sauce plays a significant factor) and sometimes fruitcake, but I'm unclear whether or not this is my tastebuds or nostalgia speaking.

I don't get, along with many of the other things mentioned, gingerbread houses. You're not *really* supposed to eat them, are you? Tell me everyone just throws them out at the end of the holidays? I've had the sugar monkey on my back since I was a donut munching 3 year old. The gingerbread house was often the only fix I could get my hands on before Christmas...so I'd break off pieces of it out of desperation. It was disgusting.

I do not, also, get marzipan. It does defy the "don't play with your food" rule, but I'm not planning on eating it anyway.

Toblerone & Russel Stovers (?) chocolate oranges. They're not technically "holiday," but they do seem to stock those suckers to the roof at Cost Plus before Christmas. The chocolate orange itself, I got. Chocolate and orange is a nice combo, and it's shaped like an orange and how clever, you can whack it and it falls into slices! Because...it's an orange and chocolate. Get it? hahahaha.

But. Now we have a rasberry chocolate orange with no orange in it...but it's still shaped like an orange. Oh, and lime flavor. And the lime is also shaped like an orange. They not only taste awful, but they don't make sense. :sad:

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