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Entries: Round Thirteen


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Frank Zappa

rutabaga

prunes

sugar plum

creamcheese

baby octopus

creamed corn

Yoo Hoo

Dr. Brown's Cel-Rey

Rancid Budweiser

Latex Solar Beef

Mud Shark

an enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shook up and down in between a

donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore

plaster

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Sandra Lee (of FN's Semi-Homemade):

Snak Pak artificial vanilla individual pudding packs

Pillsbury ready made sugar cookie dough

Canned Apple Pie filling

trail mix

Uncle Ben's instant rice

Canned chicken

Canned chow mein vegetables

Campfire Marshmallows

premade fondant

soap to make fake confetti "chips" decoration

boxed yellow cake mix

sugary schnapps to pair with sorbet for shooters

Campbell's soup, anything

I'd say this is a winner hands-down...

except you forgot the individually wrapped Brachs caramels! : :raz:

"Give me 8 hours, 3 people, wine, conversation and natural ingredients and I'll give you one of the best nights in your life. Outside of this forum - there would be no takers."- Wine_Dad, egullet.org

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John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

1 ex-parrot

and a coconut. halved.

1 mint, wafer thin.

I think we've invented a new form of poetry!

"Give me 8 hours, 3 people, wine, conversation and natural ingredients and I'll give you one of the best nights in your life. Outside of this forum - there would be no takers."- Wine_Dad, egullet.org

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Ron Jeremy:

heavy cream

Dannon's La Créme

Pop Tarts

Milky Way

Butterfinger

Mounds

Polish Sausage

Bulk Cheese

Bulk Shampoo

Peaches

Melons

Cherries

Kumquats

Passion Fruit

Clam juice (ew sorry)

Oysters

Tuna

Taco mix

Lays

lotus root

I saw something at the grocery the other day for Ron Jeremy's list (which is great, btw!). Beefamato juice. gack!

And If I get a vote, GG Mora should win. Wow.

What's wrong with peanut butter and mustard? What else is a guy supposed to do when we are out of jelly?

-Dad

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John Cleese

Spam

Cheese

1 albatross

1 ex-parrot

and a coconut. halved.

1 mint, wafer thin.

1 Kipper

1 Duck

celery, apples, walnuts and grapes

1 Vodka and 1 Screwdriver drink mix

1 prawn Goebbels, 1 Hermann Goering and four Colditz salads from the deli

2 mixed veal

1 Siberian Hamster

1 box of bisquits

2 Pigeons

1 Bottle of Champagne

1 Gin, 1 Orange, 1 Lemon Squash,1 bottle of Scotch and 1 bottle of Water

And one bunch of Basil

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Ferran Adria

2 custom bound 6 month dairies

1 super conducting frying pan

1 cryogenic food processor

1 spanish to english translator

1 canister liquid nitrogen

1 customer relationship manager

1 call center with 50 operators

1 express wormhole

1 apple with an indentity crisis

1 schizoid carrot

and two peas

I'm sure you guys can add more.

I fry by the heat of my pans. ~ Suresh Hinduja

http://www.gourmetindia.com

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Ferran Adria

2 custom bound 6 month dairies

1 super conducting frying pan

1 cryogenic food processor

1 spanish to english translator

1 canister liquid nitrogen

1 customer relationship manager

1 call center with 50 operators

1 express wormhole

1 apple with an indentity crisis

1 schizoid carrot

and two peas

I'm sure you guys can add more.

Where is this grocery store?

I'm hollywood and I approve this message.

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I'm officially closing this competition, and reluctantly, because you have been so stinkin' clever and funny.

Feel free to scribble a new shopping list here---please do, in fact!---but you won't be eligible to win a coveted competition, or receive a fabulous prize.

Start counting to seventeen.

Margaret McArthur

"Take it easy, but take it."

Studs Terkel

1912-2008

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margaretmcarthur.com

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