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Competiton: Round Thirteen

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You're sitting at the breakfast table of a Saturday morning, checking the store fliers, listening to "Car Talk," and composing a grocery list. You're shopping for Sammy Sosa , Samuel Johnson, or Steven Shaw. Epicurus , Elvis, or Elmo. If you're really lucky, maybe even ---- Uma!

Must haves:

Honore de Balzac:

1 Kilo Sumatran

1 Kilo Arabica

1 Kilo Columbian

1 liter ink

Dracula:

Blood Oranges

Gravenstein apples

Bloody Marie of Roumania Mix

(No stop at the wine shop)

Hugh Grant:

Beer

Spotted Dick

Dental floss

Jelly Babies

Dear eGull, you can do better. Don't forget the toilet paper and cat food!

Be brilliant here: Entries: Round Thirteen


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the reed college student's grocery list for finals week:

5 lb. Stumptown coffee, organic & fair trade

5 lb. yerba mate tea leaves

3 bx. yellow jackets

2 cs. red bull or rockstar... or if you're hip, pimp juice

6 ct. cigarrettes

3 jar. adams peanut butter

1 wing

1 prayer

1 cs. Pabst for when you finish.

wish me luck


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the reed college student's grocery list for finals week:

3 bx. yellow jackets

*lol* if you're really hardcore, you'd go with the ephedrine 2-way.

good luck!


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