Bacon Aphorisms

[Fat Guy]

A day without bacon is like a day without bacon.

[Jinmyo]

A day without bacon is like a day without bacon.

And that is a good day to die.

[slkinsey]

It is a far, far better bacon I eat than I have ever eaten. It is a far, far better slab of bacon I go to than I have ever known.

[fresco]

Forget the ounce of prevention. A pound of bacon will cure what ails you.

[tejon]

And that is a good day to die.

Amen.

[Laughing Goddess]

A slab of bacon a day keeps the doctor away.

[slkinsey]

Bacon and eggs stalk our land like... two giant stalking things.

[fresco]

Breakfast, lunch, dinner of champions. And great for a snack.

[Varmint]

The genius, wit, and spirit of a nation are discovered in its bacon.

Bacon makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor (and fat, too).

Acorns were good till bacon was found. But acorns cooked in bacon grease are a man's mistress.

A little bacon inclineth man's mind to atheism; but depth in bacon bringeth men's minds about to religion.

[fresco]

It don't taste like chicken.

[Laughing Goddess]

"I only eat one piece of bacon,

two at the most --

After three I'm under the table,

after four I'm under the host."

** apologies to Dorothy Parker**

[JohnnyH]

"Who dies in youth and bacon dies the best."

[zilla369]

Living well is the best bacon.

[Stone]

Though I walk through the valley of

the shadow of bacon, I will not fear; pork fat art with me.

[tommy]

give me bacon, or give me death.

[fresco]

A BLT without the lettuce and tomato is like a fish without a bicycle.

[Dave the Cook]

Bacon hath charms to soothe a savage breast, to soften guts, or bend a knotted bloke.

[zilla369]

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to refrain from frying bacon.

[Stone]

A BLT without the lettuce and tomato is like a fish without a bicycle.

Um, dude, a BLT without lettuce and tomato is a BACON SANDWICH! Smear some mayo on that bad boy and press down the Wonderbread, that's good eats.

[monkeymay]

what the world needs now

is bacon

sweet bacon

no not just for some

but for everyone

[jackal10]

Where is the bacon of yesteryear?

[Priscilla]

Hardly more thoughtful nor heartfelt eGullet contributions have ever been wrought than those I find here. Just the topic title hitself is quite provocative ain't it.

Must add, this evening I used Niman Ranch no-nitrate, erm, nitrITE bacon (experimentally) with green beans, you know, a green beans with bacon and onion trip and WOW was that good bacon.

Bacon is as bacon does, uh huh.

Edited July 29, 2003 by Priscilla (log)

[Carlovski]

Quote -

Butter that Bacon, boy!

H . Simpson

[pogophiles]

There is no excellent beauty that hath not some bacon in the portion.

Francis Bacon

[Dave the Cook]

Must add, this evening I used Niman Ranch no-nitrate, erm, nitrITE bacon (experimentally) with green beans, you know, a green beans with bacon and onion trip and WOW was that good bacon.

Well, as Arthur C. Clarke once said, "Any sufficiently advanced bacon is indistinguishable from magic."