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For any of you who may still be married...

 

I was browsing for a cutting board.  I have twenty something cutting boards at count, but a girl can never be too rich or have too many cutting boards.  I came upon this offer from amazon:  (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)

 

"Non-slip design on the cutting board surface to prevent the spouse from slipping during cutting."

 

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Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

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21 minutes ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

For any of you who may still be married...

 

I was browsing for a cutting board.  I have twenty something cutting boards at count, but a girl can never be too rich or have too many cutting boards.  I came upon this offer from amazon:  (eG-friendly Amazon.com link)

 

"Non-slip design on the cutting board surface to prevent the spouse from slipping during cutting."

 

An absolute necessity for any “HappyLifeColorfulKitchen”!

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I doubt the link will work but I had to laugh at the Hillary Price RhymesWithOrange cartoon today.  A woman patronizing a neighborhood lemonade stand says "This is wine."

 

One of the two little girls responds: "That's not what our mother calls it."

 

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Cooking is cool.  And kitchen gear is even cooler.  -- Chad Ward

Whatever you crave, there's a dumpling for you. -- Hsiao-Ching Chou

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48 minutes ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

I doubt the link will work but I had to laugh at the Hillary Price RhymesWithOrange cartoon today.  A woman patronizing a neighborhood lemonade stand says "This is wine."

 

One of the two little girls responds: "That's not what our mother calls it."

 

Not sure about cartoon but my Ralphs (Kroger) sells the 6 pack bottle totes imprinted with the logo along the lines of wine being good for you - just liquid fruit.

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“Who loves a garden, loves a greenhouse too.” - William Cowper, The Task, Book Three

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

 

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