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57 minutes ago, CatIsHungry said:

Sent to me - thought it was funny - if not appropriate- please remove ... 

 

 

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Totally inappropriate because "advise" is a verb.  My doctor told me to eat more white meat.  Berkshire pork.  Pork, the other white meat.

 

Not entirely funny, the woman who was eaten by wild pigs in Texas.  No one actually saw the pigs.  My theory it was zombies.

 

 

 

 

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

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23 minutes ago, lindag said:

Oh how I miss Calvin and Hobbes.  😢

I have my favorite Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, preserved in plastic, and hanging above my head as we speak on my mammoth bulletin board. 

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learn, learn, learn...

 

We live in hope. 

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1 hour ago, Darienne said:

I have my favorite Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, preserved in plastic, and hanging above my head as we speak on my mammoth bulletin board. 

 

We've always kept the big Treasury collection in the bathroom  ')

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1 hour ago, rotuts said:

now that The Far Side has been mentioned :

 

https://www.thefarside.com

 

The Far Side is Back. Sort Of.

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"There is no sincerer love than the love of food."  -George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, Act 1

 

"Imagine all the food you have eaten in your life and consider that you are simply some of that food, rearranged."  -Max Tegmark, physicist

 

Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

"...in the mid-’90s when the internet was coming...there was a tendency to assume that when all the world’s knowledge comes online, everyone will flock to it. It turns out that if you give everyone access to the Library of Congress, what they do is watch videos on TikTok."  -Neil Stephenson, author, in The Atlantic

 

"In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual." -Galileo Galilei, physicist and astronomer

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