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OK. I succumbed. I'm not having my reputation maligned by a bunch of iconoclastic, irreverent Spaniards or Basques. I bought the damned stuff.

Opening the outer wrapper revealed this

Ploughing on, I found this.

Tipped the lot into a plate and put it in the microwave. They suggest 2 mins on high in an 800W oven. My microwave is only 400W, so I tried with three minutes.

Time up, I found this

Tragic. It was mush. Bland, unseasoned, evil mush. No sign of the promised squid or shrimp; just a very few tiny mussels, and of course, it looked nothing like the package illustration.

USD $4.44 down the toilet!

Repugnante y horrible!

OK. I succumbed. I'm not having my reputation maligned bya bunch of iconoclastic, irreverent Spaniards or Basques. I bought the damned stuff.

Opening the outer wrapper revealed this

Ploughing on, I found this.

Tipped the lot into plate and put in the microwave. They suggest 2 mins on high in an 800W oven. My microwave is only 400W, so I tried with three minutes.

Time up, I found this

Tragic. It was mush. Bland, unseasoned, evil mush. No sign of the promised squid or shrimp; just a very few tiny mussels, and of course, it looked nothing like the package illustration.

USD $4.44 down the toilet!

Repugnante y horrible!

OK. I succumbed. I'm not having my reputation maligned bya bunch of iconoclastic, irreverent Spaniards or Basques. I bought the damned stuff.

Opening the outer wrapper revealed this

Ploughing on, I found this.

Tipped the lot into plate and put in the microwave. They suggest 2 mins on high in an 800W oven. My microwave is only 400W, so I tried with three minutes.

Time up, I found this

Tragic. It was mush. Bland evil mush. No sign of the promised squid or shrimp; just a very few tiny mussels. and of course, it looked nothing like the package illustration.

USD $4.44 down the toilet!

Repugnante y horrible!

OK. I succumbed. I'm not having my reputation maligned bya bunch of iconoclastic, irreverent Spaniards or Basques. I bought the damned stuff.

Opening the outer wrapper revealed this

Ploughing on, I found this.

Tipped the lot into plate and put in the microwave. They suggest 2 mins on high in an 800W oven. My microwave is only 400W, so I tried with three minutes.

Time up, I found this

Tragic. It was mush. Bland evil mush. No sign of the promised squid or shrimp; just a very few tiny mussels.

USD $4.44 down the toilet!

Repugnante y horrible!

OK. I succumbed. I'm not having my reputation maligned bya bunch of iconoclastic, irreverent Spaniards or Basques. I bought the damned stuff.

Opening the outer wrapper revealed this

Ploughing on, I found this.

Tipped the lot into plate and put in the microwave. They suggest 2 mins on high in an 800W oven. My microwave is only 400W, so I tried with three minutes.

Tiome up up, I found this

Tragic. It was mush. Bland evil mush. No sign of the promised squid or shrimp; just a very few tiny mussels.

USD $4.44 down the toilet!

Repugnante y horrible!

OK. I succumbed. I'm not having my reputation maligned bya bunch of iconoclastic, irreverent Spaniards or Basques. I bought the damned stuff.

Opening the outer wrapper revealed this

Ploughing on, I found this.

Tipped the lot into plate and put in the microwave. They suggest 2 mins on high in an 800W oven. My microwave is only 400W, so I tried with three minutes.

Tiome up up, I found this

Tragic. It was mush. Bland evil mush. No sign of the promised squid or shrimp; just a very few tiny mussels.

Repugnante y horrible!