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liuzhou

liuzhou

This reminds me of the restaurant scene in the movie "Hell or High Water".

 

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A waitress, she must be ninety years old, walks up.

WAITRESS: Ya’ll are a might early for lunch, ain’t you? It’s not even eleven.

MARCUS: Howdy ma’am. How are you today?

She casts a mean glare at Marcus.

WAITRESS: Hot. And not the good kind. What don’t you want?

MARCUS: Pardon?

WAITRESS: What don’t you want?

MARCUS: Well, I was thinking I’d just get the --

WAITRESS: I been working here forty-four years. Only thing anyone’s ever ordered is the T-Bone steak and a baked potato. ‘Cept some asshole from New York who tried to order trout in 1987. We don’t sell no goddam trout. Don’t have nuthin but T-bones. So, you either don’t want the corn on the cob, or you don’t want the green beans, so what don’t you want?

MARCUS: I don’t want green beans.

She looks at PARKER.

PARKER:I don’t want green beans either.

WAITRESS: Steaks cooked medium rare.

PARKER: Could I have mine --

WAITRESS: That weren’t a question

 

liuzhou

liuzhou

This reminds of the restaurant scene in the movie "Hell or High Water".

 

Quote

A waitress, she must be ninety years old, walks up.

WAITRESS: Ya’ll are a might early for lunch, ain’t you? It’s not even eleven.

MARCUS: Howdy ma’am. How are you today?

She casts a mean glare at Marcus.

WAITRESS: Hot. And not the good kind. What don’t you want?

MARCUS: Pardon?

WAITRESS: What don’t you want?

MARCUS: Well, I was thinking I’d just get the --

WAITRESS: I been working here forty-four years. Only thing anyone’s ever ordered is the T-Bone steak and a baked potato. ‘Cept some asshole from New York who tried to order trout in 1987. We don’t sell no goddam trout. Don’t have nuthin but T-bones. So, you either don’t want the corn on the cob, or you don’t want the green beans, so what don’t you want?

MARCUS: I don’t want green beans.

She looks at PARKER.

PARKER:I don’t want green beans either.

WAITRESS: Steaks cooked medium rare.

PARKER: Could I have mine --

WAITRESS: That weren’t a question

 

liuzhou

liuzhou

This reminds of the restaurant scene in the movie "Hell or High Water".

 

Quote

A waitress, she must be ninety years old, walks up.

WAITRESS: Ya’ll are a might early for lunch, ain’t you? It’s not even eleven.

 

MARCUS: Howdy ma’am. How are you today?

 

She casts a mean glare at Marcus.

 

WAITRESS: Hot. And not the good kind. What don’t you want?

 

MARCUS: Pardon?

 

WAITRESS: What don’t you want?

 

MARCUS: Well, I was thinking I’d just get the --

 

WAITRESS: I been working here forty-four years. Only thing anyone’s ever ordered is the T-Bone steak and a baked potato. ‘Cept some asshole from New York who tried to order trout in 1987. We don’t sell no goddam trout. Don’t have nuthin but T-bones. So, you either don’t want the corn on the cob, or you don’t want the green beans, so what don’t you want?

MARCUS: I don’t want green beans.

She looks at PARKER.

PARKER:I don’t want green beans either.

WAITRESS: Steaks cooked medium rare.

PARKER: Could I have mine --

WAITRESS: That weren’t a question

 

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