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Darienne

I will never again . . . (Part 4)

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On 6/14/2019 at 6:20 PM, chromedome said:

Not that there's really any way to salvage a blenderized silicone spatula, mind you. :P

 

You can try to sell it as a piece (or multiple pieces) of modern art.

 

 

 

Teo

 

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12 hours ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

I will never again -- unless in pain, drunk, or on pills -- drain a stockpot of pasta into my pan of pasta sauce rather than the sink.  I have cleaned up the stove.

 

The question then is:  were you in pain, drunk or on pills?  :wacko:

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8 hours ago, Darienne said:

The question then is:  were you in pain, drunk or on pills?  :wacko:

 

Yes.

 

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Despite the Veronese green glow, I shall never again refill my Soave glass* with extra virgin olive oil.

 

*who are we kidding, Soave goblet.

 

 

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6 hours ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

Despite the Veronese green glow, I shall never again refill my Soave glass* with extra virgin olive oil.

 

*who are we kidding, Soave goblet.

 

 

And so we ask the same questions as were asked last time: were you in pain, drunk or on pills?  :wacko:  (but said in affection....) :wub:  And I expect the same answer...

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2 hours ago, Darienne said:

And so we ask the same questions as were asked last time: were you in pain, drunk or on pills?  :wacko:  (but said in affection....) :wub:  And I expect the same answer...

 

No pain, thank you for asking.  Antibiotics and one mai tai.  Make of the mai tai what you will.

 

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My contribution to this thread shall be that from now on I will DEFINITELY check to see if my chicken has a bag of giblets in it before roasting...

 

luckily this bag was paper rather than plastic so didn't melt into the poor bird.  I was wondering why it was taking so damn long to come up to temp 😂

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Posted (edited)

I.W.N.A. fail to notice the can of cheap Roland anchovies I am opening is swelled and explodes rank anchovy oil down the front of my shirt.  Only a seal would be happy with that stink.  Thank goodness for pre-soak cycles.


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