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DH sneaked this one into the refrigerator "gallery"

 

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This morning's Facebook offerings:

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"The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself."

Ursula K. Le Guin

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

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"The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself."

Ursula K. Le Guin

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

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4 hours ago, chromedome said:

This morning's Facebook offerings:

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And deceit is classifying ketchup as a vegetable.

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Gene Weingarten, writing in the Washington Post about online news stories and the accompanying readers' comments: "I basically like 'comments,' though they can seem a little jarring: spit-flecked rants that are appended to a product that at least tries for a measure of objectivity and dignity. It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots."

 

-The mosque is too far from home, so let's do this / Let's make a weeping child laugh.

    Nida Fazli, poet, 1938-2016 (translated, from the Urdu, by Anu Garg, wordsmith.org)

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"The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself."

Ursula K. Le Guin

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

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I got a new tshirt. 

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"The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself."

Ursula K. Le Guin

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

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This article is not meant to be funny, but it did make me laugh out loud.    or maybe bleat is the more apt word.    The writer suggests that we buy a set of similar containers to get the same effect.    Also says she lost 40 pounds after organizing her refrigerator in this way.    She checks the rainbow's need before shopping.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Margaret Pilgrim said:

This article is not meant to be funny, but it did make me laugh out loud.    or maybe bleat is the more apt word.    The writer suggests that we buy a set of similar containers to get the same effect.    Also says she lost 40 pounds after organizing her refrigerator in this way.    She checks the rainbow's need before shopping.

 

 

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Where's the milk?

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I had to go back and hunt this one down (a WSJ digital subscription is one of my luxuries, and also a valid work expense).

 

I can only conclude that (a) these people are more detail-oriented than I am, or

(b) they don't have a life.

 

When we moved into the new house, my one resolution regarding the fridge was to be ruthless about throwing stuff away before it got old enough to vote. So far, I've done moderately well at that. I have neither the time nor the patience to color-code what's left.

 

Of course, Marie Kondo lost me when she contended my socks screamed in agony when I rolled them together and turned one top down over the pair, making a ball, too. I obviously have very inhibited socks. No shrieks emanate from my dresser drawer.

 

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3 hours ago, kayb said:

I can only conclude that (a) these people are more detail-oriented than I am, or

(b) they don't have a life.

 

Have you ever seen a movie called "The Accidental Tourist," with William Hurt as the titular (uptight) travel writer, and Geena Davis as the dog-grooming free spirit he falls for?

In one scene she's helping his equally tight-wound siblings (Kethleen Turner and David Odgen Stiers) put away the groceries. They're...alphabetized. She helplessly brandishes a box of pasta and asks, "Does this go under P for Pasta, or M for Macaroni?"

They gaze at her incredulously for a few (interminable, uncomfortable) seconds before Turner says curtly, "E. For elbow macaroni."


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"The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself."

Ursula K. Le Guin

 

"Not knowing the scope of your own ignorance is part of the human condition...The first rule of the Dunning-Kruger club is you don’t know you’re a member of the Dunning-Kruger club.” - psychologist David Dunning

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5 hours ago, kayb said:

When we moved into the new house, my one resolution regarding the fridge was to be ruthless about throwing stuff away before it got old enough to vote.

 

I confess my refrigerator has canned sardines approaching age for Medicare.  OK, I exaggerate.  You can't get Medicare at 40.

 

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10 hours ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

 

I confess my refrigerator has canned sardines approaching age for Medicare.  OK, I exaggerate.  You can't get Medicare at 40.

 

The French consider aged canned sardines the finest.    You can buy sardines with the name of the boat that caught them and the date they were caught, then keep them.   Kind of like wine.   

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