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29 minutes ago, chromedome said:

At least the commenter liked the result. I'm always equally amused and irritated when a commenter changes *everything* in a recipe, then gives it one star 'cause it didn't turn out properly. 

 

Me too, 

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Something similar happened to me once at Costco.  I was waiting at the check out line and the woman behind me pointed to the case of wine in my cart and said, "Is that wine good"?  Feeling particularly cranky at the moment, I said, "No, I take it home and pour it down the drain".  I mean DUH!

I shouldn't have said that but I did..

 


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I went to Walmart to get jumbo eggs and I was able to get the only 2 packs of unbroken jumbos. I went to check out and three 20 yr olds were in front of me arguing over who was gonna put their groceries on whose Access card, I was thinking, "These mofos better not come to blows right here and break my Jumbo eggs, ill beat em up with my purse."

Luckily they didnt fight.

Do not F*** with my Jumbo eggs!

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*Making mental note to steer clear of the egg section when GR is there

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30 minutes ago, Shelby said:

*Making mental note to steer clear of the egg section when GR is there

Excellent, Shelby.


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Woe be unto the whippersnapper who jacks with @GlorifiedRice's jumbo eggs.

 

My egg lady delivers mine. I'd fight over them, too. And I wish her chickens would get busy; I'm about out!

 

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On 1/14/2018 at 11:29 PM, chefmd said:

 

 

Mitchell and Webb: Animal Clinic

 

 

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Found this on my Twitter feed a moment ago.

 

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Misplaced Modifier strikes again! From the website of Fiamma Wood Fired Pizza in Westfield, NJ (bonus: amusing misspelling):

 

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Feel free to bring your own alcohol to compliment our high quality menu which can be served chilled in an ice-cooler at request.

 

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This wasn't meant to be funny. It's a genuine health notice from France, 1954.

For the non-Francophones, it says
 

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Health
Sobriety

Never more than one litre of wine a day!



I'll do my best.

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27 minutes ago, liuzhou said:

This wasn't meant to be funny. It's a genuine health notice from France, 1954.

For the non-Francophones, it says
 



I'll do my best.

 

What about the rhum?

 

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37 minutes ago, JoNorvelleWalker said:

 

What about the rhum?

 

 

Je ne sais pas. Peut-être qu'ils étaient trop ivres après le vin pour écrire cet avis.

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Another found on Twitter
 

Just my luck, 250 million year old salt and it expires next year.

 

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I laughed pretty hard last year when I came across a food blogger who breathlessly described the pink Himalayan salt as "the purest you can buy," and then in the very next sentence went on to extoll the healthful qualities of its many trace minerals - otherwise known as impurities. Honestly, some of those people...

 

...and yeah, I do occasionally come across references to "freshly-ground" salt in recipes from food bloggers. 'Cause those million year-old crystals just aren't the same when you crush them up ahead of time. 

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From the late, great Dave Allen.
 

 

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1 hour ago, liuzhou said:

From the late, great Dave Allen.

He was my favorite Comedian. People were scandalized that I would let my grandson watch him beginning when he was only 5. He loved Dave Allen so much that I just couldn't help it. to this day, He remembers all the skits and we laugh at them together all over again.

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@liuzhou I just found all these Dave Allen videos on YouTube. You've just wiped out the rest of today and maybe tomorrow for me. And I already sent them to my grandson. It's Friday, he'll probably get fired.

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